The Official Old People Homepage: REAL ULTIMATE POWER

The Official Old People Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about old people, REAL OLD PEOPLE. This site is awesome. My name is dh and I can't stop thinking about old people. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1. Old people are mammals.

2. Old people complain ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the old person is to crash their Buick and kill people.

Weapons and gear:

Cane Walker

Buick

Testimonial:

Old people can complain about anything they want! Old people crash their cars ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so old and decrepit that they crash ALL the time. I heard that there was this Old person who was eating at a cafeteria. And when some dude dropped a spoon the old person crashed into the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw an old person totally crash into some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that old people have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will complain your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Old people are sooooooooooo bitter that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Old people are slow, clumsy, boring, weak, whiny, and bitter. I can't wait to start wearing orthepedic diapers next year. I love old people with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about old people?

A: Old people are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, old people make a lot of crap.

Q: I heard that old people are always clumsy or feeble. What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, old people can be clumsy OR totally reckless.

Q: What do old people do when they're not complaining or crashing into places?

A: Most of their free time is spent sleeping, but sometime they play bingo. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

Here's an old person fresh after a killing spree!

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