Because I wear fingerless gloves, or “hobo” gloves when it’s cold outside, this guy at the place I’m currently freelancing at asked me if I rode a bicycle into work. Apparently, nothing says bicycle messenger douchebag like hobo gloves do or something, but here I am in business casual dress and not like some gay nuthuggers and thrift store garbage, and this asshole thinks I rode a bicycle into work. I don’t even own a fucking bicycle anymore.