What really happens to children during a zombie apocalypse

What, you thought they were all safe and comfy at Disneyland while Chris, Jill, Francis, Coach, Ellis and Zoey eradicated the zombies for the sake of humanity?

It’s kind of a no-brainer that kids were never really shown in any danger in zombie games, because of the perceived sensitive nature of such imagery, but take such factors out of play, and it’s assumed that since they’re dumb and frail, they’re simply the first to get wiped out.

Major props to the trailer for Dead Island, which unforgivingly puts together this fine trailer of horror, sadness, and raw defeated emotion, which has more or less sold me on the game, without me really knowing what it’s truly about, the mechanics, or anything else.  And based on what little I have read about it, Dead Island sounds like the perfect one-player game for me to play when not indulging in zbs.

Creepiest guy ever at trivia

Assist goes to Miss Emma, firstly.  But seriously, this guy was the creeper of all creeps.  Hitting on a 4/10 Japanese girl at the bar, head all tilted weird and contorted.  Drinking Yuengling out of a fucking goblet, and eating cheese fries like a six-year old eating spaghetti, allowing it to hang out of his mouth before sloppily snaring it in.  But mostly the tilted head, and the “I’m so hot and I know you want to do me” attitude that might not be conveyed as well through photograph.  Sadly, because of the quality that he’s so engrossing himself with, he may actually get lucky, but otherwise, the hipster hoodie, ironic t-shirt, messy hair, jew nose, and beady drunk eyes simply anoint this young man, as the creepiest guy ever at trivia.