Christianity lol

I forgot today was “Ash on my forehead so everyone can see how pious I am” Wednesday. At least > 50% of the people wandering around with smears of ash on their faces are full of shit and are flawed human beings in their own right, I’m betting. There also has to be a small percentage of people who have smeared ash on their own heads as to appear religious, but are instead just full of shit as well. It’s funny; only when I’m working downtown do I see all these corporate douchebags and transparent tools marching around with ash on their heads so everyone can see them.

God’s car

Apparently, God drives a Chevy Cavalier.

In other amusement brought on by automobiles, on my way home from work the other day, I was mildly irritated when everyone on the road slammed their brakes, bringing traffic to a dangerously instantaneous crawl.

It was caused by a Ford Festiva passing an overly encumbered (full of fat fucks) Lincoln Towncar. Hahahahaha.