I couldn’t help but wonder when looking at these two hipster douches, “did they plan on going to the ren faire dressed practically identically?”  I mean look at them, with their surreptitiously similar red plaid shirts, skinny jeans, gay lace-less shoes, one with a mop-top, one with a Bieber, both of them smoking cigars, trying to do their best impressions of being men.

Seriously, I have to ask, was this deliberate?  As far as I’m concerned, it’s not just for women to be abhorred by a friend inadvertently dressing similarly to them, because two dudes dressed alike without planning it is kinda gay.  In fact, it’s kinda gay if it’s premeditated as well.  So conclusively, either these two hipster douches are in fact gay, or simply aren’t aware that it’s okay for one of them to go back inside and change for the sake of not looking so gay.

Regardless, considering they were at a Renaissance faire, these two hipster douches somehow managed to look like the gayest people on the premises.  Congraturation?