My best friend said this

You know something, I think I should start a series of these.  However, that would require some retroactive effort to actually utilize tags and keywords, to which the simple thought of is pretty exhausting.

Maryland still sucks balls, and I hate this fucking state.  I have driven on I-95 in nine states, and at no point are people dumber than when they’re in Maryland.

The zombie run is in less than 24 hours.  I am feeling apprehensive, nervous, excited, ill-prepared and determined.