Despite the fact that I’ve owned the one game I’d been looking forward to for such a very long time for over two weeks now, I haven’t played it yet. I’ve moved all my Mass Effect 1 & 2 data from one Xbox to another, which was a time-consuming act. I’ve downloaded all of the shit that came along with the Collector’s Edition, which was a time-consuming act. I’ve downloaded whatever patches already exist for the game, which was yet more time consumed. But I haven’t actually started playing Mass Effect 3 yet!
That becomes rectified twenty seconds after I hit “Publish” on this post. I am now embarking on a journey of intergalactic adventure and probably some virtual sexy time. Anyone who thinks they can deviate me from such a path meets the fate of what is visually explained above. The galaxy needs me.