My car is literally green now. It was way worse in the morning. I’ve washed all the windows in hopes of tempting Mother Nature karma and triggering some cleansing rain to wash my car before I can wash my car, but I have a feeling it’s not going to work.
It’s 84 fucking degrees in March with pollen counts shattering records. I fear that this is the summer where it begins to average 102F temperatures, while gas floats around $4 a gallon for months. I’d snidely say what a great time it is to be alive, but for the current, I actually am not feeling that pessimistic yet.