Can we go back to having a drought again please? Seriously, I don’t know what it’s been like in other parts of the country, but as far as Atlanta is concerned, it’s pretty much rained every single fucking weekend throughout the entire year.
I’m fairly certain the only weekend it didn’t rain was a week ago, and it was the single greatest weekend weather in history since it did not rain, it was unseasonably warm, and I actually went outside to jog for several miles. And then the clouds came back and brought the rain and the temperatures plummeted again and here we stand back in colder temperatures with rain, rain and more god damn fucking rain.
We all understand the importance of rain, but can we talk about just how fucking miserable it can also be, when it just never seems to stop coming down? Rain makes driving more difficult because all the pleebs think it’s liquid incompetence and they drive like morons. Nobody really likes to get wet while clothed, and feel the need to bring god damn umbrellas everywhere.
And all rain-related frustration is exacerbated for those who own dogs, as dogs require the need to periodically go outside to conduct their business, but then both dogs and owners must endure repeated trips outside where we all get wet and become miserable, and hate the world when we have to do it multiple times a day.