I can’t for the life of my say that I’m at all surprised by this: Sean Waltman AKA X-Pac, busted with a whole lot of drugs with the intent to sell
My friend texted me this story, along with the commentary that this was the least surprising story in the world. I can’t say that I disagree one bit. X-Pac getting busted for pot and meth seems about as much of a shocker as finding out Lance Bass was gay on the cover of People magazine. Perhaps it’s the fact that X-Pac has looked like the living embodiment of a sexual transmitted disease for the better part of his professional life makes it seem like such a no-brainer, or perhaps it’s the fact that he’s allegedly been connected to lots of drug use in his life previously that does it.
An unsubstantiated remark sure, but he did make a sex tape with Chyna (RIP); it happening without the aid of some drugs seems kind of unbelievable too.
Whatever though, there’s just something funny about seeing anything at all about X-Pac in the news. He’s pretty much a living joke, and even the mere mention of the phrase “X-Pac” is enough to draw snickers out of anyone who’s ever watched pro-wrestling in the 90s. The fact that he was dumb enough to be caught with a ton of drugs in the first place just adds to the amusement in the story, because of course X-Pac, the guy who made the better part of his career chopping an X over this genitals and saying “suck it” on cable television whom one of his signature moves was shoving his crotch in the face of a prone opponent, was caught with a ton of drugs.
There’s really not a whole lot of additional commentary I can add to this, as much as I’d have expected to churn out a thousand words about the topic. X-Pac’s always been reputed as a scumbag, so to see him getting caught for actually being one isn’t at all surprising. Again, it’s just more amusing that X-Pac is in the news again at all. At least his other Kliq buddies have sort of been doing some less illegal things with their lives lately, like visiting a buddy who opened up his very own Shoney’s. God damn, does Scott Steiner look like a fucking jacked Colonel Sanders in that photo.
I got nothing else. X-Pac, lol.
