$65,000 worth of chicken wings stolen. The story is a week old, and I can’t believe I missed it then, but yeah… Too easy.
Although, it isn’t as easy as wrapping my head around the fact that it was actually $65,000 worth of chicken wings stolen. According to the story, it was ten pallets. There’s smart thievery, and then there’s just greed. Smart thievery is skimming a little bit at a time over a large spectrum, which in this case would have been removing one or two packages from every single pallet in the warehouse; that might not be nearly as easy to notice, and by the time suspicion piqued, the pallets could have already been opened, wings cooked served, and nothing can be done. Greed is just taking ten pallets straight up and hoping nobody notices the absence of ten entire pallets.
And… there’s really nothing more to say, other than once again, the obvious statement: too easy.
