The opposite of 300

After watching this video, all I could really think was “holy shit.” This is kinda epic on a frightening level here, and I thought about what would be the appropriate analogy to use. Candidates were any Double Dragon or Contra game, but ultimately, I think the best description would be to flip the plot of 300 around.

Instead of three hundred Spartan soldiers playing defense, it’s instead thirty soldiers taking the offensive, invading Xerxes’s territories, and slaughtering 30,000 defenders in the process. Tirelessly, relentlessly and without mercy, mauling and slaughtering their bodies, before discarding them aside into a pit of corpses. And then they break into Xerxes’s palace, and steal and slaughter all of the his harem’s babies to feed back to Leonidas back in Sparta, who had a hankering for some veal.

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