Totally didn’t see this coming.  Nope, not at all

I actually can’t believe I missed out on this, seeing as how this news broke back almost an entire month ago.  I can’t bring myself to actually put in a Google alert for “Danielle and Mohamed Jbali,” because that’s really gross.  But in the shocker of the century, 90 Day Fiance’s most polarizing couple of all time (paraphrased), Danielle and Mohamed, have split up.

This is an absolute surprise.  Nobody, and I mean nobody, could have guessed that this was going to happen.  Absolutely blindsiding.

I don’t even know where to begin with this.  The fact that the quotes insinuate it was a decision based solely on the notion that social media criticism had pushed them into it only affirms the obvious, which is that Danielle is a pathetic weak-minded sponge that can’t handle any sort of criticism, much less meaningless words from anonymous internet trolls.

I also love how nobody supplying these quotes bothers to correct grammar in parenthesis or spelling errors, as if they’re going out of their way to really put Danielle on display for being kind of the simpleton she actually seems to be.

To no surprise, according to this additional link, Danielle wants reconciliation, because she’s a doormat that doesn’t seem capable of avoiding a bad situation.  And with the jury still being out on whether or not Mohamed will have to be deported back to Tunisia, who’s to say that he doesn’t give it another ‘ol college try, to get those remaining requisite years tackled, before he can gain full citizenship?

Either way, this news was some of the most inevitable news there could have been, but it’s always been a matter of when it was going to happen, not if.  Who knows though, it seemed to break right as season 3 of 90 Day Fiance was wrapping up, it wouldn’t surprise me if they somehow manage to reconcile, go back to the status quo of living miserably, and then do something again when season 4 (hopefully) appears on the horizon, to further milk that exposure cow for a few more drops of milk.

But until then, I shed a crocodile tear over this tragic news.  Danielle and Mohamed have been a great source of entertainment over the last year, and there’s a modicum of sadness to think that such a train wreck of a ride might actually be over.

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